do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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