Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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