I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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