I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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