I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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