If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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