i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
