On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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