For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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