There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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