i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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