How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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