he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i think i just lost a toe
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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