Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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