Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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