You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
pop tarts are not kleenex
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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