Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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