is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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