I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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