After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
did i just pee glitter
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