Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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