HIV tests are more positive than that guy
and she was petting her beer can
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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