I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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