4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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