I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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