any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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