youre lurking in front of me
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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