I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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