No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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