I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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