After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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