everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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