One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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