I want to walk on stilts...naked
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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