He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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