found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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