She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
not ubering you a puppy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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