I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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