My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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