she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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