just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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