You made me cry and you don't even care
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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