i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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