New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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