what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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