what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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