I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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