I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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