never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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