Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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