Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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