Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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