you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
