If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
