Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize
