Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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