I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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