Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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