does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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