Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
