i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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